does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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