My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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