Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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