pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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