My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
there was a trapeze. enough said
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Randomize
