craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize