just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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