This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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