a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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