if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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