i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
