I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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