did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
