Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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