if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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