it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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