So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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