And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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