The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Quick, to the slutcave!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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