I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I love having hate sex.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
