How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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