Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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