The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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