Sponge bath it is.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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