it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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