you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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