He is an equal opportunity slut.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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