Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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