No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
This house was built for laser tag.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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