in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
MIDGETS
????
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
