I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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