okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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