Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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