are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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