I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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