I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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