I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
