I'm drive I can fine osifer
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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