You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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