It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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