just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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