Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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