i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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