I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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