if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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