The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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