Grow some girl-balls and come out already
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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