I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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