you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think im going to throw up on grandma
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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