she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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