Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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