You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I wish i was in the wii world.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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