Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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