at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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