that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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