He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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