She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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